http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=9708

As I mentioned, the theme was Japan, and one of the rules was that if you had text it would have to be in Japanese. So with a little help of google's translator, we found the characters for "Spork" and "It's the new chopstick" in Japanese. That's what the shirt says, and it was verified by a Japanese-savy user on woot.
We're both very excited, and can't wait to get our shirts in the mail. Woot pays $1000 to the designer of every shirt they print, plus $2 for every shirt sold after the first 24 hours. It's quite an accomplishment.